It was a dreary Tuesday morning
When I tuned into NvTv
April 2009
Months from Christmas Eve
I'd been waiting for Jeremy Kyle
Channel hopping just to kill time
His troubled guests make me smile
Sad I know, but not a crime
That's when I first saw Oppenheimer
On Kick Out The Jams, a repeat
As I watched the band in action
I thought to myself 'Sweet'
The guitarists ADHD-like performance
Was complimented by the bald guy on drums
With a voice like an angel, head like Kojak
Their songs were addictive and fun
So I checked out their profile on Myspace
Became friends (though I rarely add bands)
Then I made my way to their forum
To join in (well, I'd time on my hands)
So I signed on the line and I posted
Later checking to see who'd replied
But things didn't go as expected
It appeared that the forum had died
There was no "Welcome Doug" from the members
Not a single response did I see
Except for one post from the admin
An admin I believe is Rocky
So I sit at my screen broken hearted
Knowing I gave the forum my best
Perhaps I misunderderstood it
Perhaps it was all just a test